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Ever wondered how you can build a successful fashion blog?
Well you either have to be:
1. Extremely wealthy so you can buy lots of dangling shiny blings and shoes every other day, which is perfectly fine with me if it is all done in good taste, and good taste Jane has. I don’t know why people are criticising her because there are other teen girls who deserve more criticisms like the whole of Gossip Girls crew (too much money, boring tastes). Plus you gotta take nice-looking, highly saturated pictures, so snagging a professional photographer of a mom/friend/partner helps a hell lot. Wait you need to be photogenic and be able to pose too. Think you’re not good-looking? Fret not, plastic surgery is the way to go. Speaking of wealthy people I have seen tasteless blogs that just show off their latest designer purchases, and afterwards take numerous expressionless pictures of themselves, and by numerous I mean more than 10 of the same thing.
2. If money is a problem to you, then work on your wit, and make sure you sharpen it like a sushi chef sharpen his knife. Oh and being obscure helps too. Obscure + sharp wit = WIN (like chocolate-covered chocolate biscuit). Tavi is so obscure and out of the norm that everybody wants to be in her norm. Man I wish I can crack jokes half as funny as hers.
3. Be way more talented in everything than Luxirare. That includes being able to make jackets out of dust, making edible rainbow-coloured crayolas out of dust, and eating those dust crayolas you just made in your dust jacket. This is where Chuck Norris comes in.
Think you can’t really do all that? Well join the club. Do say hi if you’re a returning visitor and have never spoken to me. But on the other hand I’m very grateful for all of you who come back time and time again. You know who you are.
So anyway here’s more deep, dark, grey pictures: