What happens when I get sick of studying

June 12, 2010

by Gracia Ventus

Warning: If you don’t like to read, just scroll to the bottom for pictures.

Ever wondered how you can build a successful fashion blog?

Well you either have to be:
1. Extremely wealthy so you can buy lots of dangling shiny blings and shoes every other day, which is perfectly fine with me if it is all done in good taste, and good taste Jane has. I don’t know why people are criticising her because there are other teen girls who deserve more criticisms like the whole of Gossip Girls crew (too much money, boring tastes). Plus you gotta take nice-looking, highly saturated pictures, so snagging a professional photographer of a mom/friend/partner helps a hell lot. Wait you need to be photogenic and be able to pose too. Think you’re not good-looking? Fret not, plastic surgery is the way to go. Speaking of wealthy people I have seen tasteless blogs that just show off their latest designer purchases, and afterwards take numerous expressionless pictures of themselves, and by numerous I mean more than 10 of the same thing.

2. If money is a problem to you, then work on your wit, and make sure you sharpen it like a sushi chef sharpen his knife. Oh and being obscure helps too. Obscure + sharp wit = WIN (like chocolate-covered chocolate biscuit). Tavi is so obscure and out of the norm that everybody wants to be in her norm. Man I wish I can crack jokes half as funny as hers.

3. Be way more talented in everything than Luxirare. That includes being able to make jackets out of dust, making edible rainbow-coloured crayolas out of dust, and eating those dust crayolas you just made in your dust jacket. This is where Chuck Norris comes in.

Think you can’t really do all that? Well join the club. Do say hi if you’re a returning visitor and have never spoken to me. But on the other hand I’m very grateful for all of you who come back time and time again. You know who you are.

So anyway here’s more deep, dark, grey pictures:

Have a good weekend everyone!


5 thoughts on “What happens when I get sick of studying

  • Josephine

    by Josephine on June 14, 2010 at 11:13 am

    I think you blog is great and tnanks for the breakdown of the politics of fashion blogging I must say there are a FEW exceptions. Keep blogging! You have great style and you’re not like every other blogger out there, some of us appreciate that.

  • Rosenrot

    by Rosenrot on June 14, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    Hi Josephine, thank you for your kind words. Light-hearted humour aside I do enjoy reading those blogs because they are good at what they do.

  • Danielle

    by Danielle on June 23, 2010 at 9:48 am

    I love this post…your words are soooooo true! I was laughing sooo hard and I hate when I go to blogs and they have like 50 pictures of the same outfit..

    I think your blog is amazing!! you are inspiration to me

  • fashion corset

    by fashion corset on July 3, 2010 at 2:38 am

    very funny post, and the outfit at the end was gorgeous. I’ve been looking through a lot of fashion blogs lately and I definitely have seen the same issue with people having a million pictures of themselves. loved it.

  • Amanda

    by Amanda on July 15, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Hahhaha I’m so upset I’m neither wealthy, no wit and no talent!! Nice shoess btww! :>


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